[ Memoirs of a gay-sha ]

Yeah, the beginning of the end. True enough, it's also the end of another beginning.

1257041209, our time stopped here.
Thank you for everything. No regrets, no nothing.

Memories are and were what we share, nothing else.

A short film on the story, but I'm not entirely sure if it's related or not.

This is a short review on my new phone Sony Ericsson W995, the first two victims of envious responses were See JX and Natasha, who also asked me to review this phone.


Back view with kickstand and slid open.

One of the most important features of this phone. Wi-Fi.



And the sexy 8.1MP camera, but honestly it's not that good as compared to the C-series so don't put too much hope on it. But average usage-wise it would suffice. It also sports smile detection snapping, auto focus, macro mode and etc. Video was decent, with good FPS and sound quality. The LED is pretty strong, will be elaborated later.

Heeeeee Plurk! xD

Side view with kickstand.

Walkman 4.0 - the newest firmwire of the Walkman series. There is a small walkman quick button on the left side, and the orange lights will ONLY turn on upon entering Walkman mode, otherwise they will not light up.

Full-screen photo viewing. Yes, the person inside this picture is Stanley.

Youtube specially for W995, works perfect as long as you can get yourself a fast connection.

Walkmate, extremely sensitive, accurate even when held in hands.

Camera test - Macro.



The other important feature is GPS and maps, all in Location Services. The GPS in Google Maps is almost pin-point accurate provided you stand in the open and the sky is clear. This phone sports every single programme you need in terms of geographical tracking systems. Fantastic but costly because it doesn't depend on WiFi but purely satellite connection.

Front view, fully opened.



A test of the LED flash in pitch black darkness. It's bright enough to illuminate an entire room but it's not as good as the Xenon flash, of course.



To be continued.

Had a chat with Amelyn awhile ago, something she said made me felt a certain degree of respect.

你的关心比你的礼物来得更值钱
也许,你会觉得你付出的关心已足够.
可是.
在每一个女生的心中
我们永远是不知足的.
毕竟你们还年轻.
那种安全感还是遥遥再望.
多一分关心,也许偶尔会被说是烦.
但是,我相信你的女朋友比任何人都更加需要这份多余的关心.
故事说完了.
谢谢收听.

Think about it.
And fuck my computer is still screwed and I still have to rely on my W995 AND Modern Warfare 2 is out or soon AND I'm sick of this.

Since I have no computer to use this will be a short update.

Chung Ling sent two teams, Red and Blue in short. Red was lead by Eugene Chuah if I'm not mistaken, Blue by Jay Yeap. Left school around 7.30am by bus shared with PCGHS. Vivan was in the bus but I didn't notice, she messaged me but I had no credit to reply LOL.

First operation in bus was to rape Hao Hak.

The sexy USM.

The sexy field.

In this photo: Jay Yeap























Sunburn woooo! My team's got 4th, casualty report indicates a fatal injury on Jay Yeap. LOL.

Date: 29/10
The only reason I went for this trip was because it's free of charge. -.-
This is just a short update as I lack many of the photos which are still with Shu Wei.

Gathered at school and bus-ed to the jetty.



Took a sexy boat and arrived shortly at Pulau Jerejak. This was my second time there.

This trip was comprised of 3 schools, SMCL SMAI SMG. As we had to wait for SMAI to arrive some of us settled to the available facilities there, I particularly liked the gym hahaha.

Mr Tiaga's pretty good at this game which I don't know what on earth it is.

Darts! That's Darren's hand and for sure he'll never hit bull's.

Dining centre. There's a billiard table there, RM3 per game.

The two photographers of this trip.

I'm going to jump, bye!

Manusia dari SMAI dah sampai LOL.
First was the jungle trekking, holy shit it's as easy as drinking water man. (exaggeration)
No pictures were taken as I was afraid my camera will GG-LIZATION in the jungle.
Next up was Rock Climbing, which I apparently suck at because I wore long pants + sport shoes + weak arms = epic fail. Slipped and fell man. HAHA.

3rd's the suspension bridge and flying fox. Hell waited for YEARS just for my turn.



Smile Shu Wei, smile! Your balls dropped!



Then had lunch, played pool and freaking wasted my time at archery REALLY.
I'm so going to cut ALL complains in this update because there're HEAPS of them honestly.

About time to go home, MATTERS ARISED BETWEEN a chio girl from SMK Georgetown and Darren Ooi!

Oh yes... Before leaving...

Look what the hell I discovered in the water man HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This ain't no jellyfish!

The heartbroken Darren. =\
Went back to Penang Island and walked to Queensbay with Zi Han, Winston and Wei Loon.



Richy Zi Han spent RM144 for a cap and shorts. Wasted money at arcade before heading home.

Apa ni, dah November lah!

I'm sorry for the lack of updates, just had Frisbee Competition, Jerejak trip and much more excitement lately! Paintball's coming up next Tues onwards and Group Camp's in 20 over days, not to mention it's Madeline's birthday soon enough. :D

So much to do, so much to say! Will be updating lots soon enough, as long as given the time to.

This banquet was held on 16th October, I heard it was the first year round of such banquet.
Held in the school hold, about 47 tables were set up with over 500 attendees comprised of teachers, headmasters, unimportant people, extra people, and weird people from Form 1 to 6.

Wedding dinner tonight?





My table, mostly Science-related winners.


Hall, as you can see, the Chinese orchestra had already been staged.


Well of course, food is served and needless to say we'll play with them anyway.

This is Jing Yao's water, a mixture of mineral water, soya sauce, sauce of fish, chilli sauce. Simply delicious. To the right is the colour of a standard clean mineral water (controlled variable) ;x

Fish after 30 seconds.

There was a questionnaire about Chung Ling's history and details, along with some farnee questions.
And then... was the much unexpected experience of all! Our headmaster Chuah Yau Chou performed a song on stage, inclusive of other headmasters and teachers as well!

Addressing fellow attendees...

Voila!

A PIBG AJK presented a flower to him, some Form 6 girls did the same too!

I've recorded a short clip, click to view.


Haha another teacher joined in too! Sorry I don't know who this teacher is. =\





Cheah joins in! LOL.

From far, supporters mostly Chinese orchestra hands LOL.
Then I realized I did not configure my camera settings because my battery had less than 10% left and I was in a rush, then only I realized I sk-ed my previous photos.







Group singing by PIBG AJKs.

Cheah solo! Can't remember what song but a classic one!

And then... another solo!

Being the teacher adviser of KP obviously... haha! They were clad in yellow-blue shirts.

Firstly Cheah joins in, then...



... it became a duet!

Next up, Chinese orchestra solo, with a lot of white-coloured-black-pants birds flocking. =P





Final look from far. It was 10pm and some people started leaving already to avoid traffic jams.

Final dish! It was food fight and the entire bowl was cleared within 20 seconds.

Dah habis ni...

And as usual guailan kias we poured every remaining rubbish into it...
Ingredients: Chilli padi, soya sauce, chilli sauce, tea and rubbish.

Fellow table 8 peeps!

Final token of appreciation (with rubbish).
Wanted to go makan makan with Keng and Thong, but Thong doesn't want to fetch us so I wanted to go McD for dinner as the food was decent but really insufficient to satisfy our hunger.

Look at the fucking queue of the drive through, until the parking lot entrance sia. -.-
Given up waiting and went home, tired.

STK.

This is one of your typical dream cafe especially for guys, located in Santa Ana, a city near Los Angeles in the United States, however don't even expect to see this in Malaysia, because it's only a humble little cafeteria with comfy environment, WiFi and most importantly, the waitresses and employees!

Pictures taken from STOMP and obtained from google images.

This is the shop owner.

And this girl looks particularly Chinese and hawt, despite that almost all the shop's waitresses and employees are Vietnamese.























You must be thinking about the price of the food and drinks. Well no doubt they'll definitely cost more than normal cafeterias, about two times the standard price but yet it's worth it. Just picture this as a Coffeebean with the hottest Asian girls in the US!

But the age restriction is 21 and above... ):

Think again.

I got this picture from Chong CW from facebook, and shared it on Plurk yesterday.
In fact I think this is a very artistic piece of picture, portraying decorum and decency, if there's any left. I'm not particularly sure how old these girls are, but I'd say 13/14 years old?

Interesting, yet to see more of these in Malaysia. =)

I came across this article in STOMP today. Pretty interesting as well, I'd want to comment on it.


And I came across this comment haha.


Direct link.

Okay as per claim, undeniably the STOMPer's implying that their actions were a disturbance to the bus passengers.

But hello, they've been considerate enough to pick the last row of the seats and you weren't SUPPOSED to be looking behind while you're on the bus yeah? How would you know they're groping and cuddling each other if you don't turn around and watch and I bloody hell bet you can't resist from being aroused from their behavior. Jealousy? Bet you never had the chance.

Wanted to write more but it's still in the midst of PMR. ):